Travelling reminds me there’s ten universal truths about hotels and motels:

  1. If you forget to check the alarm clock, the arsehole who stayed in the room before you will have set the alarm for 2am.
  2. Hotel staff seem to think that the last thing you want to do before going to bed is engage in a to-the-death wrestling match with sheets and blankets tucked in so tightly that you can give yourself RSI, or wrench your shoulder out of its socket, trying to pull back from the bed.
  3. At least one light bulb will be out in the room.
  4. “Mood lighting” is about the only option available. Apparently no-one likes the sorts of lighting they have at home when they’re in a hotel room.
  5. There will be insufficient power points for anyone with even a slight level of geek cred.
  6. In Australia at least, broadband will be charged at a rate that is comparable to the per-ounce cost of gold.
  7. There’ll either be a mini bar so small you can’t fit your own drinks into it, or packed so tight that you have to empty a small shipping container onto the limited bench space available before you can fit your own drinks into it.
  8. If instant coffee and tea bags are provided, they’ll be sourced directly from pulverised cat droppings.
  9. The ironing board provided will be explicitly designed to collapse while you’re ironing, trapping any genitalia in its path on the way down.
  10. If the hotel offers “pay tv”, that means 1 news channel, 2 documentary channels, and 8,736 sports channels. All other channels – Sci Fi, drama, etc., cease to exist within the confines of the hotel room.
 

I previously had my suspicions about Wikileaks. I still do have some reservations about the actual purpose of the head of Wikileaks, but my reservations about Wikileaks have mostly been turned around over the last twelve months.

You see, over the last year I’ve been thinking more and more about what’s wrong with politics, and in particular, democracy. In its noblest form, democracy should be about elected officials leading the way, pushing society gently but firmly forward in terms of rights, moral attitude and humanitarianism.

But politics has become sullied by the lowest common denominator – best summarised as 30 second news sound bites. All too frequently, politicians are in a race to the finish, and societal evolution be damned. The most obvious facts are ignored to appease a few vocal minority groups who happen to live in marginal electorates.

You know why they live in marginal electorates? Because of the 30 second news sound bite. It’s because they’re less educated, or because they’re less tolerant, and likely they’re struggling too, and so they’re waiting for that sound grab that comes from a politician saying that they’ll “stop the boats” or “stop the pink wave” or whatever nonsense might promise a quick solution to a problem that needs complex analysis and humanitarian responses. But too many politicians in a democracy will say whatever needs to be said in order to get an extra vote. Democracy hangs by a razors edge in those electorates, and whichever way it falls, it isn’t pretty. The United States is showing us graphically, daily, the consequences of bigots taking over.

Coming back to Wikileaks, I’d suggest it’s a natural consequence of:

(a) The evolving internet;

(b) An information-rich society;

(c) A connected class that demands full transparency.

All three of these vectors create the “perfect storm” for existing governments (particularly democracies).

Centuries ago, Thomas Hobbes wrote Leviathan, which outlined the notion of a “social contract” – the implicit contract undertaken between a citizen and government on birth. Such “contracts” form the basis of constitutions, bills of rights, etc.

Human history is a continuous example of people developing ways to store and disseminate information faster and more efficiently. We moved from body language and inarticulate grunts to a spoken language, introduced art for the keeping of historical stories, introduced the written language, the printed book, the computer, the network, and then the internet. Information – the ability to retain, share and learn from it, generation after generation, has been the single most important driving factor in human development.

Just like idiots who insist that evolution has stopped, anyone who thinks that information has reached its pinnacle in terms of evolving how society works is at best utterly misguided.

So what does this have to do with Wikileaks? Absolutely everything.

I’m definitely a member of what I referred to as the “connected class”; if you believe we live in a class-less society, you’re really confused. Every Western country in particular is divided into classes based on income strata, if nothing else.

And look where that’s getting us.

I’m not advocating throwing away money, but it’s clear that classes decided purely on income aren’t exactly helping. The connected class is going to adjust that traditional income strata class structure. And by “adjust” I mean “significantly disrupt”.

I’m – and others like me – in Generation X are only the first wave of the connected class. It’s a global class, unhindered by borders, timezones and (increasingly) language where information is naturally shared and people stay in contact with one another without even thinking about it. It’s the class of people who check email or twitter when they go to the loo at 3 in the morning, who watch TV while they surf the net, who blog or participate in forums, who have friends, real friends on Facebook they’ve never physically met. It’s the people who see themselves belonging to a global network that is so much bigger than where they live or who they physically associate with.

The second wave of the connected class is starting to find its voice. Generation Y. Gen-X’ers like myself started growing up without all this information, we’re still hindered by a sense of awe at times. Gen-Y’ers are a whole different beast. For them, information and connectivity has been nigh on omnipresent during their development, and where it hasn’t been for them, it certainly will be for Generation Z.

And the connected class are already demanding a better government process. More transparency, we cry! More accountability, we cry! Less censorship, we demand.

The only thing slowing down the connected class now is the corruption of the “manifesto” by pirates, crackers and people with no respect for truly valid intellectual property. I’m not by any means insisting that all forms of intellectual property (and/or patents) are valid, but it certainly shouldn’t be open slather. That is, there’s a confusion currently between two radically different “war-cries”:

  1. “information should be free”
  2. “information frees”

The real manifesto of the connected class should be the latter, not the former. It is not the case that all information should be “free”. In an information-rich society, people who work hard to develop new information should be compensated in some form for that work. But it should be a truth, universally acknowledged, that information frees (the mind).

With freedom, information brings a change to how government has worked over the centuries. The connected class is no longer prepared to blindly accept a government that insists “there are some things you shouldn’t know”. I’m not declaring open season on the most vile pornography you can think of; that’s what some people think I’m suggesting when I argue against internet censorship – but it’s no longer up to governments to secretly determine what we can and cannot see. Governments are made of people, who are corruptible. Government appointed committees and bodies are made up of people, who are corruptible. Only all the people remain out of the reach of corporate and “special interest” taint. That’s why, for what it’s worth, I think an internet democracy is a natural consequence of an internet/connected society, too. That’s how you stop bogans ruling governments, and why we’re starting to see an increasing role in democracies such as Australia of the independents.

An internet/connected class is about society reaching an ethically founded self-regulation. That means individuals having a voice, and speaking out against secrets and back room deals, rejecting illegal or unfounded reasons for government sponsored violence.

Those who argue that a loss of privacy is inevitable use the illegitimate argument that “if you’re not doing anything wrong it shouldn’t matter if people know what you’re doing”. I believe it’s equally invalid to say “if governments weren’t doing anything wrong, it wouldn’t matter if people know what they’re doing”. You can’t make progress on the basis of doubly-negative arguments. The real, legitimate argument is that the the connected class is finding its voice, and saying, without equivocation, without reluctance, without hesitation and with absolute moral certainty the following three things:

  • We demand a greater and ongoing say in how our governments and society works;
  • We demand full accountability of government;
  • We demand full transparency of government.

Many governments are struggling with the implications of sites like Wikileaks. What they don’t yet realise (or if they have, they’re too afraid to admit it) is the real implication: this is Wikileaks v1.0. Just wait until Generation Y takes over, and we have Wikileaks 2.0. Then just wait until Generation Z takes over, and we have Wikileaks 3.0.

Plato, in the Republic, discusses society lead by “Philosopher Kings”. Personally I think that’s potentially as dangerous as the current models we have for government. But what we’re seeing, in crystal clarity, is the start of the “Philosopher Arbiters” – the connected class is

 

I have a lot of Parallels Desktop virtual machines on my Mac. It’s now exceeded 50, and as a result of that, the standard Parallels method of displaying machine names sometimes leaves me struggling to find the virtual machine that I want to start.

Thanks to Automator though, this is relatively easy to overcome; so I created a Workflow, then compiled it to an app, which prompts me for a machine name, then in the background runs “prlctl start <machine>”. So when I just want to launch a Virtual Machine now, I can click on the launcher app in my Dock, fill in the machine name, and have it started, without having to search through the virtual machine list. It’s not elegant, but it’s going to do the trick for me:

prl_launch

There’s nothing tricky to it, there’s nothing special to it, and there’s certainly no warranty to it. If however you have a lot of Parallels Virtual Machines on your Mac, you may find this is a convenient way to start them without using the main VM window. As such, I provide it free of charge and without support/warranty at http://unsane.info/utils/prl_launch.zip. Once you unzip, there’s 2 files – the original workflow, and the compiled app. If you don’t trust me, feel free to open the workflow in Automator and recompile it as an app yourself. Drop the compiled app into your Applications folder, then drag it into the dock for ease of use, and you’re off and ready to go.

 

Recently I’ve been trying to force myself to write in styles I wouldn’t normally delve into. One of those is haikus, mainly because it’s close enough to poetry that I really struggle with it. But there’s a symmetry to a haiku that does appeal, and so I decided to try to sum up some movies in haiku format as a test. I’ve followed one of the more conventional western interpretations of the haiku, and gone for a layout of 5 syllables for the first line, 7 for the second, and 5 again for the third.

This is part 1…

Alien

Damn scary monster
Explodes from chest, killing crew
Ripley kicks its ass

Aliens

Found floating in dark
Blamed, sent back to the horror
Saves world yet again

Alien3

Prison and monster
Evil without, and within
Dive, clutching the beast

Amadeus

Maniacal laugh
Fantastic musical gift
Dies, work incomplete

Amelie

Lonely girl finds box
Dreams of giving happiness
Finds love with dreamer

American Beauty

Rut, sadness within
Escape, happiness then gone
Dead men do tell tales

A nightmare before Christmas

Halloween is bored
Decides to takeover christmas
Santa saves the day

Austin Powers

Mojo is frozen
Awaits return of evil
Fights for our freedom

Batman and Robin

Batman gets sidekick
Two villains for price of one
Franchise almost dead

Brokeback Mountain

Two lonely cowboys
Love that dare not speak its name
Too early in time

Chronicles of Riddick

Verse or underverse
That is the question we’re asked
Riddick answers it

Color Purple

Celie sent away
Bad husband breaks sisters heart
Love and life transcend

Connie and Carla

Cabaret singers
Flee crime and find gay heaven
Drag numbers solve crime

Contact

Prime numbers from high
Great machine is constructed
Contact disputed

Cosi

Music therapy
Great hilarity ensues
Audience happy

Dancer in the Dark

Mother protector
Framed by greedy man for crime
Dies to save sons’ sight

Dogma

Two fallen angels
Want to get back to heaven
God denies passage

Donnie Darko

Dark Donnie sleep walks
Flees death, paradox ensues
Dies, universe saved

Elizabeth

Elizabeth, girl
Danger, treachery and deceit
Elizabeth, Queen

The Fifth Element

Evil comes to earth
Beautiful savior finds love
Saves the universe

Girl, interrupted

Nice girl goes off rails
With her treatment she becomes
Girl, interrupted

Head on

Angry horny greek
Sexed up and nowhere to go
Happy as a slut

Jurassic Park

Ancient monsters back
Born from frog and D.N.A.
Quick, run for your lives

Lilo and Stitch

Genetic mutant
Exiled to Earth, adopted
Finds love, family

Matrix

Neo takes the pill
World is run by the machines
Freedom fighter born

Pitch Black

Ship crashes, some live
You’re not afraid of the dark?
Killer’s redemption

Predator

Hunter in jungle
Killing men for sport, trophies
Arnie is tougher

The Sound of Music

Bad nun cares for kids
Forgets Jesus, marries man
Quick, flee from nazis

Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

Plastic enemy
Returns with terrible plans
Khan! Spock dies, maybe

V for Vandetta

Masked man wreaks revenge
Dictator loses control
Democracy back


The Wizard of Oz

Girl kills witch with house
Creepy midgets serenade
There’s no place like home

 

I’ve reached a point where I’m moving this blog to an actual hosting service, as opposed to running it locally. This transition is likely to take a few days, and depending on when the actual service change happens it may result in a period of disruption. Hopefully I’ll be able to keep it to a minimum.

 

Sometimes my job can drive me a little loopy. Every business has its ups and downs, and every company is great at some things and not so great at others. Some people switch jobs again and again looking for a “perfect” company. They’re like the people who never go into a relationship unless they’re guaranteed the other person is 100% perfect. (They end up lonely.)

Life, and work, is about compromise. There’s no such thing as a perfect job; instead, a good job is where the good things about the company you work for and the work you do significantly outweigh the unpleasant things either in your job or the company.

So what’s this with a ten million dollar question?

It occurred to me that a measure of how happy you are in your job can be answered by the age old question of “what would you do if you won a million dollars?” No, I’m not in a position where I have to answer that question. (Alas.)

A lot of people say that if they won a million dollars, they’d quit their job and live a life of relaxation. Accounting for even the best of interest rates, we know that’s not really possible. A person living on modest means would need to win at least ten million dollars before they could start to think about making some investments, quitting and living a quiet life.

So instead of a million dollar question, let’s make it a ten million dollar question.

If you won 10 million dollars, what would you do?

  • Retire?

or

  • Invest a chunk of money in the company you work for (and maybe take a holiday)

I know without a doubt I’d choose the latter, not the former.

I remind myself of the ten million dollar question whenever I’m having a shit day. It’s a bit of perspective – even on the worst of days, the idea of investing in and growing the company that I work for as opposed to quitting remains my much preferred option.

I hope you, too, work for a company like that.

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