A while ago, Bob Katter, Australia’s answer to Michele Bachmann, launched his own political party, “Katter’s Australian Party”. (Actually, it’s the second time he tried to launch it; the first time the registration was cocked up and it had to be done again.)

Yesterday, with much press attention, Bob Katter launched his “katmobile”; a ridiculous double decker bus that’ll make its way through Queensland to:

spruik its message of building local infrastructure while protecting local jobs and state owned assets.

That’s from “Holy Massive Akubras! Bob Katter’s got a big red double-decker Katmobile!“, on “Adelaide Now” (2011-02-11).

I’ve grabbed the photo of his bus from that article, because I needed to point out something about it:

The Katter Bus

Have a close look at the circled section, and in particular the words pointed to by the arrows; in particular:

  • Katter’s Australian Party
  • Save our state

The words used in slogans and logos are without a doubt meant to portray the core, foundation message, and so we should focus on them and see what they’re really saying. In this case, it’s clearly saying that Katter may be all talk about “Australia”, but in reality he’s still very provincial in his thinking and focused almost exclusively on Queensland.

Given the intense media coverage of his launch, did any media pick up on the irony of this double-talk?

Katter is from Queensland – and like any part of Australia, Queensland deserves equal attention. Yet I read this message as a slap in the face to the rest of Australia – the only Australians worth worrying about live in Queensland, Katter seems to be saying.

If you see the dissonance between the party name and the message on the side of the bus, and still think he’s got the best interests of all Australians at heart, you must be reading something different than I.

 

Today in the Herald Sun, Margaret Court (yes, the same Margaret Court who has been complaining bitterly that she’s being stopped from talking) wrote an opinion piece entitled “Priority is to protect marriage“.

I thought I’d take a few minutes to translate what I’m reading in some of the key points she makes in the article.

“We live in a blessed nation but Australia is on a steep moral decline.”

Translation: Australia is refusing to stay locked into the moral code of Pleasantville, and I don’t like it.

“We are a country with a moral fabric and families and marriage are at its core.”

Translation: I am conveniently forgetting that one in three marriages in Australia end in divorce.

“We live in a world of moral values. Even those without faith know what is right and what is wrong.”

Translation: So long as they believe that I know is right and wrong, at least.

“Looking back, you can see that there has been a steep decline, especially when it comes to the issue of sexuality. There is so much scripture within the Bible that points to what we see happening now. We are losing that sense of discipline.”

Translation: Take, for instance, the discipline we lost when we started ignoring Timothy 2:12, “I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” Look at all the crackpots that came out when we relaxed that stance, will you? Ahem. I don’t know where that came from. IGNORE TIMOTHY.

“Children need a mother and a faith – stability from a male and a female – and we are losing sight of this.”

Translation: Children with single parents should be adopted out to mixed-couple foster parents. Or at least, that’s the logical conclusion.

“The Book of Romans speak of the people of Earth trading in God.”

Translation: DON’T LOOK AT TIMOTHY! DON’T LOOK AT TIMOTHY. JUST ROMANS.

“we need to protect marriage because it has been God-ordained from the beginning.”

Translation: I’ll forget about all the historical evidence of same-sex marriages through the ages. AND YOU SHOULD TOO.

“God told man to be united with his wife and to multiply on earth.”

Translation: Please don’t think of the historical implications of this point of view. Otherwise, you’ll realise he must have also instructed Eve to have sex with her sons to continue to populate the earth, especially the son who killed his brother.

“People think it’s [the bible] a book of fear, but it’s not.”

Translation: There’s nothing more pleasant than reading children bedtime stories based on the bible. Such as that rainbow filled one about almost everyone on the planet being killed in a flood. Or that one about keeping slaves. Or that one about killing everyone who opposes god. Or that one about requiring the sacrifice of a son. No stuff of nightmares in that. And hell is really full of marshmellows for roasting.

“A nun at my primary school once gave me the cane”

Translation: Being beaten by a woman in a penguin suit didn’t affect my upbringing. See, I’m perfectly normal, aren’t I?

My only conclusion is that Margaret is now drunk on the attention she got from her original trolling and just can’t stop.

Please Margaret: get professional help.

 

2 per cent

Darren and I went out this morning and wandered around Melbourne, doing a bit of pseudo-xmas shopping and spending the morning together. (I say “pseudo-xmas shopping” because we don’t really wait until xmas day to give each other presents, and we don’t necessarily buy things as xmas presents for one another – it’s just what we want, around December, becomes an xmas present).

While I had a great time, there was also a strong edge of sadness to it, as I noticed the number of charity collectors and homeless people asking for money seemed to have significantly ratcheted up.

And as I shook my head in the negative at yet another person trying to collect money from me (I rarely, if ever, have any cash money on me), I got mad. Why are they collecting? I found myself thinking. Now, before you get upset with me, I’m probably not heading in the direction you think I’m heading.

Why are they collecting?, I thought, Why can’t our government do something about this?

Quite simply – why should I need to agonise over which charity to give money to at xmas? Why should xmas be any different from any other day of the year? And why should there even be charities?

Why aren’t we living in a society where government taxes are sufficient to ensure that people who need help get it?

Crikey estimated that Australia spends $40 million dollars PER gold medal earned at the Olympics. If this is true (and there’s no reason for it not to be), it’s a national disgrace. That’s government money, being channeled into the pursuit of world records, world acclaim and personal glory for a few individuals this country puts up on a pedestal and collectively worships. Sure, sport is part of the national ethos, and some government funding should be channelled into it, but that should happen after we’ve made sure everyone in the country has eaten at least one decent meal every day.

I would have thought that these would have been better world records to aim for:

  • First western country where no-one needs to go homeless;
  • First western country where any homeless person can without fail go to a shelter for a bed for the night without being turned away;
  • First western country where any homeless person or person in need can go and get food without fear that it will have run out;
  • First western country in the world where every kid is guaranteed at least one present at xmas time.

The continued reliance of society on non-government charities is a sad inditement on personal greed. Collectively people listen to politicians who argue for tax cuts and baby bonuses. There’s a sense of entitlement: “KRudd where’s my NEXT $900?” was a popular group on Facebook. Imagine that, people whinging and bitching because at the start of the Global Financial Crisis the government gave lower income earners up to $900 to spend on whatever they wanted – and it immediately created a selfish narcissistic demand that it should happen again.

We should be demanding an end to private and religious based charities; not because charity shouldn’t happen, but because we should all be willing to contribute, via taxes, to ensure that everyone in this country is looked after. Our national attitude shouldn’t be “make ‘em work” or “fend for yourself” – the entire country supposedly is founded on mateship, yet that seems to entail random acts of kindness by people who have money on them at the time they’re asked.

Fuck this. Raise my taxes 2% and give all the extra money to a fund that distributes it amongst people in need and the homeless. And do it to every other Australian too who earns more than a specific amount of money. Build mateship and a helping hand into our national budget. Show every person in this country that we value them, we want to help them, and we want to ensure they have dignity.

Until then, xmas will just continue to depress me.

 

News

Malcolm Turnbull suggests, in a recent speech, that the current media inquiry being held by the Federal Government may be asking the wrong questions:

“Rather than spending too much time on how many newspapers are owned by Rupert Murdoch, we should be asking whether there will be any newspapers left for him, or anyone else, to own at all.”

(Turnbull, in “Media woes a ‘threat to democracy’“, Michael Gordon, The Age, 8 December 2011.)

Turnbull is right, of course – but he’s also dead wrong.

The real question is far more low-level, and far more important:

Does mainstream media deserve to survive?

That’s right – if we look at how the current Australian mainstream media works: print, radio, and television, do they have an inherent right to exist, or do they need to prove themselves to us?

It seems in a lot of ways that a significant portion of the Australian media is oriented towards conflict and friction. Just take a few examples:

  • News Limited seems so far right leaning that some of its papers can look into their own left ears – Miranda Devine, Andrew Bolt, etc., make a living out of writing harsh, opinionated pieces that a casual observer might feel are deliberately designed to stir the pot as opposed to having a meaningful discussion over;
  • Fairfax’s online business seems so obsessed with ad-click revenue that it significantly increases the number of ads per page and uses sometimes wildly at-odds headlines to the content of the stories (they’re also strangely blinkered when it comes to denouncing particular products);
  • Channel Nine used to be the respected leader of news in Australia, but you have to judge it by the lowest common denominator, and that would undoubtedly be A Current Affair;
  • Channel Seven tries to be a respected news source in Australia, but you again have to judge it by the lowest common denominator, and that would undoubtedly be Today Tonight;
  • Channel Ten doesn’t really think much of news, but it does host an Andrew Bolt show – again, lowest common denominator sort of stuff;
  • Australian Radio is full of shock jocks who make a living out of being hypocritically mean. They’re usually little more than “current affairs” shows, but with even less factual backing. They’re also driven by egos that form reality distortion fields far worse than anything levelled at former Apple CEO Steve Jobs, too.

The mainstream media seems almost dedicated to finding the most sensationalist ways of reporting basic details; the moderate opinion seems to be rarely sought because the moderate opinion doesn’t stir heated debate and ratings. You see, commercial journalism is all about ratings, because ratings indicate how much you can charge advertisers. That’s why even the ABC seeks out extremists like Jim Wallace from the “Australian Christian Lobby” to talk about same sex marriage – to the point where even the Victorian Council of Churches has denounced the constant quoting of these sources and requested a healthy debate instead.

The Australian shock jocks seem to lead the way, doing their damnedest to pull Australia to a “Faux News” style of US media coverage, where facts and figures are fast and loose, and denunciations make some people wonder – is that a threat? Of the Prime Minister, Jones said on 6 July 2011:

“The woman’s off her tree and quite frankly they should shove her and Bob Brown in a chaff bag and take them as far out to sea as they can and tell them to swim home.”

(Quoted on Media Watch.)

Now, I’m the first to say that I don’t really have a lot of time for our current prime minister; I’m pretty disappointed in her and I’ve been blunt in saying it; but I’ve equally never gone to the point of suggesting she and other politicians be dumped at sea. Regardless of my personal feelings towards anyone in a debate, I don’t see the point of making any form of threat against them.

Returning to Malcolm’s speech and opinion piece, he suggests that:

“If newspapers die off, we will struggle to remain a free society.”

(“Independent Media Inquiry“, Malcolm Turnbull, The Age, December 8 2011.)

One must ask though – how free a society does the current trend in news, exemplified by various newspapers, allow us to be at the moment? They’re increasingly full of opinion, not fact, and readers aren’t always provided sufficient prompts to know the difference:

“…sometimes comment is indistinguishable from news reporting. The signals or branding that journalists say indicate what is comment and what is news are either not understood or they are just not there … over 60% have difficulty distinguishing fact, news, from comment.”

(“Sources of News and Current Affairs” Professor David Flint, quoted in “The fewer the facts, the strong the opinion?“, Belinda Weaver, 2001 eJournalist.)

Belinda Weaver goes on to quote Tom Koch:

“For democracy to have meaning, its members must be able to act responsibly, and their ability to do so depends, in turn, on the availability of accurate and reasonably complete information.”

(Ibid)

Yet, if Australian news in general is increasingly turning to opinion pieces and relying on the histrionic bleating of shock jocks, columnists and others who routinely espouse their own personal views as “fact”.

So here’s the most basic rub – I look at mainstream media in Australia, then compare it to various dedicated online sources, and I find mainstream media news for the most part very wanting. Facts are replaced with opinions, moderate views are drowned out by extremists, and egos and advertising goals seemingly trump integrity. Perhaps never has this been demonstrated so strongly than the overall boganisation of the asylum seeker discussion in Australia.

Malcolm is entirely right in his general premise that democracy needs news and facts to survive, but is he correct that the Australian media gives us this? We get a dumbed down political debate for the most part in the mainstream media because TV and radio news is primarily interested in the 30 second sound grab, which is hardly enough for an intelligent conversation on deep and complicated issues. The equivalent to the 30 second sound grab in newspapers is the pull-quote, and that doesn’t deliver much better. There may be plenty of accurate and factual information out there, but increasingly we have to ask ourselves whether that information is presented by or obscured by the mainstream media.

So the real question isn’t whether there’ll be any newspapers left for Rupert Murdoch (or anyone else) to own, but whether there should be. I’d say they need to work harder at proving an inherent right to a continued presence in our lives.

 

Yesterday, in an apparently historic move in Australia, the ALP voted at their national conference to amend their position on marriage such that it was no longer exclusively between a man and a woman. However, the Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, managed to carry the day with the proposition that any vote on changing the law would be a conscience vote rather than a binding vote.

You know when some arsehole shock jock says something particularly vitriolic, then the next day gives an apology like “I’m sorry if you were offended by my turn of phrase”?

I can’t help thinking that yesterday was like one of those bullshit apologies. You see, those apologies aren’t really apologies – the person doesn’t say “I’m sorry I caused offence”, they’re saying “I regret that you chose to be offended by what I said”. Likewise, yesterday’s decision by the ALP may turn out to be just as full of shit.

The ALP celebrated 120 years during the conference. I wonder how many other times in those 120 years they had a party position that was non-binding? It certainly hasn’t been with uranium, for instance. Some people in the ALP – typically from the left – actually understand that this isn’t a matter of special rights, but of equal rights. Anthony Albanese at the ALP conference yesterday was quoted as saying:

“By giving a group of people rights that they’ve been denied you don’t take away existing rights of another section in our community. The Australian people understand that.”

(“Labor votes in favour of gay marriage“, The Age, 2011-12-03).

The right wing of the ALP (whom personally I consider to be closet liberals, too scared to admit which party they really want to belong to – and yes, that includes our current labor PM) argued strongly that this is a bad move, and yet again revealed all the dumb and wrong arguments. Joe de Bruyn, an outspoken union official who perhaps needs to spend more time observing the old phrase “we have two ears and one mouth – use them in that ratio”, came out with some typical corkers yesterday:

“This issue is one we should decide with our heads, not on the basis of emotion”

(Ibid.)

True, that – we should decide it with our heads. And our heads should tell us that all people have a right to be treated equally. If Joe’s head doesn’t tell him that, Joe’s head perhaps should be checked.

Joe went on to give the old, factually incorrect argument:

“The definition of marriage as set out in the legislation is that it is the union of one man and one woman, voluntarily entered into for life. It has always been that way since the dawn of humanity.”

(Ibid.)

Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. Anyone who does even the most cursory historical investigation of same-sex marriage over history would see that there was a long tradition for it for many centuries, and it’s only been in the last few centuries that bigotry and prejudice disguised as religious zeal took over the conversation.

Even for Australia, marriage defined as being between a man and a woman didn’t become part of legislation until John Howard seized it as a wedge political issue in 2004:

On August 13, 2004, in a debate punctuated by rage and tears, the Senate passed a Howard government amendment to the Marriage Act banning same-sex marriages.

(“A history of marriage in Australia“, The Drum, Rodney Croome, 1 July 2011).

So here we are, in 2011, 7 years on from Howard’s shameful and discriminatory dark victory, and where are we? What have we achieved?

That change to the marriage act didn’t get scrape through with the ALP opposing it, it got through with the ALP supporting it, which they willingly did, since they were actively pursuing the politics of sameness – the sad and democracy-shattering notion that by making themselves more like the Liberal party they’d have a better chance of winning votes from their traditional voters.

In a speech to a religious group shortly only months after those changes went into law, Kim Beazley, perennial failed leader of the ALP said that the ALP would look to identify and remove discriminatory laws however:

“Debates on issues like this are often marginal to the real pressures that families face every day in our society.”

(“ALP Woos Religious Right“, Sydney Star Observer, Ian Gould, 3/11/2005).

Normally, political parties get all excited about marginal things, but only when they’re electorates. Joe de Bruyn again could be relied on to speak of what the ALP delegates opposed to this change were also thinking of – grubby vote issues:

“The head of the powerful shop assistants union, Joe de Bruyn, declared the policy shift ‘tragic’ and warned it would cost Labor votes, particularly in ethnic communities. But he conceded the numbers were never there to hold back the tide.”

(“I do: Labor to Gay Marriage“, Misha Schubert & Stephanie Peating, The Age, 4 December 2011.)

These sad arguments about votes and tradition just don’t wash any more, yet, at the end of the day, they resulted in the shamefully wishy-washy approach of saying “we accept it can change, but we won’t force MPs to vote for it”.

Unless something drastic happens on the other side of the political fence – within the Liberal/National coalition, this effectively scuppers same-sex marriage for this term of government. While Tony Abbott had nothing to say yesterday (which quite frankly in and of itself is astounding), he has repeatedly said that as leader of the LNP he won’t allow a conscience vote on the matter. So given the current parliamentary numbers, pretty much every member of the ALP would need, on a conscience vote, to vote for the change, yet we know for a fact this won’t happen – there are many who won’t, and given the intense lobbying that they’ll get from fringe religious groups, others may indeed buckle, too.

While the LNP does allow members to cross the floor, even on non-conscience votes, the chances of enough LNP members deciding to show back-bone on this issue to pass the legislation seems hopeful at best. Frankly, I had more hope yesterday for Gillard giving in on the conscience vote amendment than I would on LNP members crossing the floor to support a same-sex marriage bill.

And there we have it – a victory that seems to all intents and purposes to be hollow indeed.

I will not celebrate yesterday’s “victory”. I applaud those in the ALP and those who rallied outside who stood up for the rights of consenting adults to enter into equally recognised relationships, but I decry those who deliberately and systematically scuppered the issue.

 

Australia

Australia, where we believe in a fair go for everyone!

Well, unless you want to get married to someone of the same sex.

Australia, where we believe in a fair go for all heterosexuals! (GLBTI are second classers.)

Well, unless you’re an indigenous Australian under the auspice of the Northern Territory Intervention.

Australia, where we believe in a fair go for all non-indigenous heterosexuals! (GLBTI and the Indigenous are second classers.)

Well, unless you’re an asylum seeker.

Australia, where we believe in a fair go for all non-indigineous heterosexuals that arrive in a way approved by A Current Affair! (GBLTI, Indigenous and asylum seekers are second classers.)

Well, unless you’re protesting corporate greed or personal freedom.

Australia, where we believe in a fair go for all non-indigineous heterosexuals that arrive in a way approved by A Current Affair and only protest about articles of religious faith! (GBLT, Indigenous, asylum seekers and left-wing protestors are second classers.)

Well, unless you come from a non-marginal electorate.

Australia, where we believe in a fair go for all non-indigineous heterosexuals that arrive in a way approved by A Current Affair and only protest about articles of religious faith, while residing in a marginal electorate! (GBLT, Indigenous, asylum seekers, left wing protestors and those living in non-marginal electorates are second-classers.)

How long can we keep up this farce that Australia is really about a fair go for everyone?

 

Slaves

Imagine a society where we only did things if they had been traditionally done.

  • …if we go back 50 years in Australia, the indigenous population were not allowed to vote; that was 1967.
  • …if we go back 50 years in Australia, people were still being executed for crimes. Technically that wasn’t stopped until 2010, though the last execution was 1967.
  • …if we go back 50 years in the United States, segregation was still legal; that was not repealed until 1964.
  • …if we go back 100 years in Britain, women were still not allowed to vote; that was 1928.
  • …if we go back 200 years in the United States, people were still kept as slaves; it wasn’t until the civil war ended in 1865 that change happened there.
  • …if we go back 500 years in England, the monarchy was still largely absolute; a constitutional monarchy wasn’t enacted until 1689.

The simple fact of the matter is that if we go back far enough, there’s always a tradition to justify some level of bigotry. Conservatives cling blindly to tradition and shout histrionically about the “thin end of the wedge” when it comes to abandoning traditions – yet when we stop for a moment, society and human development has been defined by dropping traditions that are no longer appropriate.

If you want to look at groups of people that cling mindlessly to tradition above all else, check out the Amish or the Exclusive Brethren. People who decided that they’d had enough ‘advancement’, and now won’t use any technology past a particular point. To be fair, the Amish are probably more honest in what they do, since they try their best to isolate their communities so they’re not actively participating. The Exclusive Brethren on the other hand are hypocritical in their beliefs – they refuse, for instance, to use computers, but are happy to directly employ the services of people who do, etc.

It’s time we stop letting people cite ‘tradition’ as a way of ending an argument. When you think about it, the “it’s traditional” argument is about as logically accurate and syntactically complete as the lazy “because why” argument.

So when someone tells you that marriage is traditionally between a man and a woman, the real response is: “Is that the best you can come up with? Give me a real reason.”

 

Sometimes it’s confusing as to what you can choose, and what you have no say in, and I thought I might set out some examples to help bring a little enlightenment to this. Here goes…

Something you don’t get a choice about:

  • Your sexuality: Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual. You are what you are, and fighting it just makes you unwell.

Here’s some things that people can choose to do:

  • Discriminate
  • Bully
  • Have a bigoted world view
  • Be hypocritical
  • Harass
  • Intimidate
  • Use people and their lives as pawns in political games
  • Suck up to bigots just because they’re in marginal electorates
  • Ignore polls when the results don’t suit their world view
  • Choose to be a sheep, rather than to lead by example

You see, all too often, people think those of us who aren’t heterosexual are seeking special treatment.

All we want to do is balance the scales. Is that too much to ask for?

Scales of justice

Frankly, having to keep asking for fundamental human rights is getting pretty tiresome, and we’re not going to shut-up, nor are we going to go away. And if the bigots and the bastards trying to keep us down think that the response to “softly, softly” campaign is to shout louder to drown us out … they’re in for a surprise.

We don’t want to tip the scales. We don’t want special rights. Just equal rights.

Don’t think for a moment that it’s a choice. The only choice that’s being made in this entire affair is to continue to deny us those rights.

 

In a recent rally against same-sex marriage, Bob Katter, Australia’s answer to “how conservative can a politician get without wearing horsehair underpants?”, pulled out the completely batshit crazy excuse for arguing against same-sex marriage – that being that the word “gay” had been taken away from him:

The Queensland MP harked back to a time when the word “gay” had a different meaning from that of today, describing it as one of the most beautiful words in the English language.

After quoting the poet Alexander Pope, Mr Katter said “nobody has the right to take that word off us.”

Poor Bob – clinging with gay abandon to abandoning the gays in favour of gay and happy times. He wants to return us to Pleasantville, that imaginary place where couples slept in single beds in the same room, sex didn’t happen, and people that weren’t the same or didn’t think the same didn’t exist.

At least, in Pleasantville, he’d be able to get this as his dessert:

A gay dessert for Bob Katter

(Ironically for Bob, of course, his gay brother is perfectly happy with the current usage of the word gay.)

I’m guessing when Bob has a gay old time eating his Jell-O, he’ll follow it up with more gay times:

Golden Gaytime

Personally though, I think anyone who spends that much time worrying about trying to lock English into a 1950′s usage is hiding something – such as a deep and resentful fear of natural change.

 

Proving just how ineptly the average Australian politician handles new social media, the Jullia Gillard twitter account will pretty much auto-follow anything account that follows it. Furthermore, despite the number of tweets I’ve ever sent in the direction of the Julia Gillard account, there’s not been one response. I’m not suggesting that everything I say to the PM’s twitter account is worthy of response, but it certainly seems that the PM’s office has a rather convenient definition of what an official pleb communication is…

Social media, it seems, for most politicians, is still a way to shout out the same trite messages to people. It’s like flinging shit, quite frankly. Fling enough of it, and some of it will stick.

So anyway, back to just how little politicians understand of social media. Overnight I was advised by Twitter that “Settle Male 2009” was now following me on Twitter. Following through to their website, that’s a “Gay Dating for Gay Men & Women, Chat, Search for Love and Romance | No Membership fee’s [sic]” website.

Now, anyone who follows the gay rights debate in Australia would know that Julia is very much against the notion of same sex marriage.

Based on what her Twitter account follows though, it’d appear that Julia is very keen for us to continue to date and have sex with one another. Which is … I don’t know – a good start at least?

Julia Gillard follows Anything

That’s a pretty progressive PM. She’s wanting to follow gay/lesbian dating sites.

She likes to think she’ll listen to all of us. So if someone follows her, she follows them right back.

This is fundamentally the problem of politicians on social media – they just don’t get it.

Social media isn’t a conventional media environment, where you just throw stuff out into the internet and have “I have more friends than you” competitions. If you think that’s social media, you’re thinking like an ’80s advertising executive. Which means you’re behaving like a twit.

It’s twitter, not twit.

Social media is not just another broadcast forum, it’s an interactive forum. It’s about responding, listening, and reacting. It’s about throwing an idea out and listening to what people have to say back.

Auto-following anything that follows you though is just an 80s-style pissing competition. A race to the most followers is a race to the bottom. It’s a race to the finish of the Bogan Popularity Contest.

Still, it’s reassuring to see that Julia seems interested in our options to root like there’s no tomorrow…

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